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Palin’s Resignation: A Rite of Initiation Into “The Family”

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It’s been two weeks, and folks are still scratching their heads: What’s the real reason she’s quitting? I, too, am scratching my head: Why is everyone so mystified? The answer is as plain as day. Anyone who listened to that speech and heard only a rambling mishmash of illogical justifications for quitting her job either wasn’t listening or doesn’t know squat about the impending apocalypse.

Alaska’s mission? To contribute to America. We’re strategic in the world as the air crossroads of the world, as a gatekeeper of the continent. And bold visionaries, they knew this, and they knew that Alaska would be part of America’s great destiny.  — from Sarah Palin’s resignation speech, July 3, 2009

The fact that her speech did, indeed ramble is due to the fact that Sarah’s mission was not to deliver a coherent explanation as to why she is quitting the governorship but, rather, to signal her intended audience that she is preparing to take the next  “next step.” 

dog whistleFlashing this signal necessitated dropping specific key words and phrases into the text of her speech: words that are — much like a dog whistle — silent to all but those attuned to hearing such things. This is to say that her dog whistles were her message, in entirety, with the words in-between being completely superfluous.

The Translation

Cutting to the quick, here’s a rough translation of Sarah Palin’s speech: The end times are near, and since God has appointed me, Sarah Palin, to oversee the affair, I’m stepping down from the governorship so that I may take the next step: preparing America for its destiny, as I’ve for Alaska over the past 3 years. Working from the White House, I can better tend to this greater destiny of our nation: aggressively developing our abundant natural resources and their wealth; “progressing” our laws and our Constitution to reflect our values as a Christian nation; and paving America’s path to the Rapture — the gates to which are in Alaska, which has been prophesied to serve as the refuge state, God’s alpha and omega, during the apocalypse.

We have John McCain to thank for this.

In June 2008, McCain — desperate to corner the fundamentalist Christian vote to fix his flagging poll numbers — flew to North Carolina and met with Billy Graham and his son, Franklin, a fixture on the Alaskan evangalical circuit. Here, it is believed, Franklin Graham countered McCain’s request with a price tag, of sorts: a Christian-approved candidate for the VP slot. Their meeting was sealed with a prayer for “God’s will to be done in the upcoming election.”  Whatever the impetus, McCain plucked Palin from her relative anonymity and cast her onto the national stage,  an event seen by the end-times evangelicals — and by Sarah, herself — as prophesy, a signpost from God. Her role on the McCain ticket is seen as but one stepping stone on the path to her ultimate destiny: working for the government of God, through the government of man, in the White House. As any evangelist worth her salt could tell you, God’s law supercedes all man-made laws and designs.   

I want you to please pray for Sarah, for Governor Sarah– there were some things about the natural resources, about the state, there were some things that God wants to tap into to be a refuge for the lower 48 –and I believe that Alaska’s one of the refuge states, come on you guys, in the last days, and hundreds of thousands of people are going to come to the state to seek refuge, and the church has to be ready to minister to them. Amen? So could you pray for our governor and what she’s requested? — excerpt from the prayer spoken over Sarah Palin in June 2008 by the pastor of the Wasilla Assembly of God.

God directs the affairs of Man and is the ultimate authority over human events. — belief statement from the website of the “Alaska Governors Prayer Breakfast,” an annual “Family” event.

Sarah Palin, George W. Bush & Doug Coe: One Big Happy Family

To understand the connection between Sarah Palin’s resignation and the apocalypse, it helps to first understand Sarah Palin’s connection with “The Family,” aka, the Fellowship. Specifically, it helps to understand the inner workings of the “church” on C-Street that recently gained noteriety — not only for its role in the adultery scandals of Gov. Mark Sanford and Sen. John Ensign and former Congressman Chip Pickering, but also for the “surprising political connections” and the disturbing speeches of Family leader, Doug Coe.

It also helps to understand that, in the eyes of Family leader Doug Coe, human beings people belong in one of three camps: the “chosen ones,” the masses, and “enemies of Jesus.” John McCain had the misfortune, during the 2000 election, of falling into the latter camp, simply by virute of running opposite George Bush, who was seen by the self-named Christian Mafia being their best hope for total control since the founding of the United States.

A senator who incurred the wrath of the Fellowship and its allies was the man who challenged George W. Bush for the Republican presidential nomination in 2000 – John McCain. After McCain beat Bush in New Hampshire, the right-wing evangelicals pulled out all the stops to nail McCain on their home turf – South Carolina. Christian operatives associated with Karl Rove, Ralph Reed, and South Carolina’s Bob Jones University began spreading rumors – through “push polls,” e-mail, sermons, and word-of-mouth that McCain fathered an illegitimate “black girl” out of wed lock (a reference to his adopted Bangladeshi daughter), that he was a traitor while a prisoner of war in North Vietnam, that his wife Cindy was a druggie, and that he was gay. The gambit paid off. McCain was trounced by Bush in South Carolina and Bush went on to win the Republican nomination. For the Christian mafia, Bush was their best hope for total control since the founding of the United States. — from EXPOSÉ: THE “CHRISTIAN” MAFIA: Where Those Who Now Run the U.S. Government Came From and Where They Are Taking Us, by Wayne Madsen

The Family holds similar hopes for Sarah Palin and, as such, began grooming her for the vice-presidency long before McCain made his June 2008 visit, hat in hand, to court Franklin Graham for the Christian fundamentalist vote. Sarah’s debut into the VP arena actually began in early 2007, when self-described “political junkie” and “Messianic Judaist” blogger, Adam Brickley, started a website “palinforvp.blogspot.com.” Brickley described his “discovery” of Palin as the result of an internet-Wikipedia search for viable Republican candidates, with “the hand of God” playing a role in choosing Palin. “The longer I worked on it,” he said, “the less I felt I was driving it. Something else was at work.”

The Ubiquitous Hand

While the story of Brickley’s happenstance discovery of Palin on Wikipedia, via the hand of God, makes for good copy on the populist front, the fact is that Brickley, himself, had already been groomed for the job. No stranger to Washington, Brickley has attended workshops, received scholarships and training, and has interned for several prominent ultra-conservative, Christian fundamentalist groups in Washingon, including the Leadership Institute, the Young America’s Foundation and the Heritage Institute.

Associating these groups (or, for that matter, any organization, church, politician, dictator, CEO, lobbyist or evangelical) with The Family is, by design, convoluted. The Family collects no dues, wears no robes, maintains no official membership roster, nor even a website.  And while their mission is decidedly ultra-conservative, American and evangelical in nature, those who stand under the umbrella of The Family come from all religions, faiths, nationalities and political persuasions. Not all who work for The Family are members, per se, nor have even heard of The Family or know the nature of its work. As a body, The Family is amorphous. It is the sum total of all its parts, with each part contributing to the Fellowship’s work — even as they may operate independently of and/or be entirely oblivious to the greater, collective cause they are serving. It is their contribution to this cause that binds them to the body. It makes no difference whether their contribution is intentional or incidental, so long as it serves a role in promoting what author Jeff Sharlet describes as “Bibilical capitalism”:

They think capitalism is ordained in the Bible, but at the same time, they say that capitalism is the “wedge”—it’s the wedge with which we introduce the gospel. They are very blunt. They recognize that capitalism is this very powerful and appealing force for governments that want to get in on that market, and the Family has all these connections. We can help you. We can bring businessmen your way. Yosemite, meet AES, the largest energy corporation in the world. Jordan, meet Raytheon, the defense contractor. Part of Biblical capitalism is that they believe that the gospel and capitalism travel together. So ultimately, they say, it is about your soul, but you are going to come to us through the market, and then your soul will be okay.  — Jeff Sharlet in a 2008 interview with “Guernica”

Beyond educated guesses, it is difficult to peg any particular group or individual as working — officially or otherwise — under the Fellowship’s umbrella, except by connecting the dots. The guesswork is less so to those who recognize the language — the dog-whistle rhetoric, which serves as a secret handshake, of sorts. Ears perk up when political, religious and business leaders rail against:

Socialism, communism, feminism, environmentalism, government regulations, equal opporunity, gay rights, abortion, gun control, immigration, Arabs & Muslims (= terrorits), labor unions, food stamps, school lunch programs, Big Government takeovers, stimulus dollars, the Washington elite, Democrats, liberals, intellectuals, and the evil liberal media. 

Ears perk up at the mention of:

God, 9-11, patriotism, creationism, the flag, school prayer, the Bible, the pledge of allegiance, red-blooded (read that: white) Americans, pro-American values, family values, Christian values, America as a Christian nation, God’s will, prayer warfare, spiritual warriors, destiny, freedom, liberty, faith-based initiatives, states’ rights, sucession, individual wealth, unregulated free market capitalism, tea bag parties, privatization, exploiting/developing our natural resources, AIPAC, aggressive foreign policies and war, hardworking Americans, and (thinly-cloaked) innuendo against lazy poor people, minorities and people of other cultures. 

Mark Sanford, at an April 15th tea party earlier this year, squeaking out an impressive range of dog-whistles to a receptive, all-white audience. 
   

That these masses so eagerly yip and yap to the sound of these whistles — entirely oblivious to the real nature of the causes to which they swear blind allegiance — has only made them unwitting armies for Doug Coe’s Family, which succeeds entirely at the expense of the masses. It is no mystery why those who associate with The Family don’t blatantly tout their ties to the group. (Based on my own research, however, if I were to compile a list of likely Family associates, I’d be inclined to draw heavily from the list of ultra-conservative groups listed on the website Free Range Talk) This secrecy is crucial to the success of Doug Coe’s so-called “Christian Mafia,” which is no secret to anyone who has heard Doug Coe speak on the topic:

His body [Christ’s body] functions invisibly like the mafia…. The more you can keep your organization invisible, the more influence it will have. —from “The Family” (pg. 21) by Jeff Sharlet

Adam Brickley’s Wikipedia folk tale about the discovery of Sarah Palin makes invisible, all right, the hand that was behind her selection. Similarly invisible was the hand that sent cruise ships filled with Washington ultra-conservative politicians and media elitists to visit Sarah during the summer of 2007, as was detailed in the New Yorker article, “The Insiders: How John McCain Came to Pick Sarah Palin.” The topics du jour were oil exploration and Sarah’s struggles with environmentalists. On the guest lists were: Robert Bork (federal judge), John Bolton (George W. Bush’s former U.N. ambassador); Victor Davis Hanson (a favorite Dick Cheney historian); Michael Gerson (former chief speechwriter for George W. Bush); William (Bill) Kristol; Fox News executives; and, last but not least, political consultant, Dick Morris, who had the foresight to peg Palin as a VP hopeful during his August 2007 visit. As Morris would later recall:   

“I will always remember taking her aside and telling her that she might one day be tapped to be Vice-President, given her record and the shortage of female political talent in the Republican Party. She will make one hell of a candidate, and hats off to McCain for picking her.”

While McCain may have been naive to the invisible hand pushing Sarah into the VP slot, he was at least savvy to the fact that the only means to courting the Christian fundamentalist vote was to accept the terms of Franklin Graham’s offer. In another lifetime, this ultimatum would have been too reprehensible to accept; and had McCain not felt pushed into a corner, it’s fairly certain he would have made a more sensible choice: a running mate whose credentials and political resume were in keeping with his own agenda and values, instead of an evangelical populist. By summer’s end, however, McCain’s campaign had unraveled out of his control (via the demise of hope for a McCain-Liebermann ticket, the sagging poll numbers, and the lack of vibrant VP contendees, as contrasted with the vibrancy of the Obama ticket), forcing his hand. 

McCain’s erratic nature, tabbed as maverickhood, coupled with his desperation played no small part in the events of late August 2008. Going for broke, he chose Sarah Palin — the last-resort option to save his dying candidacy.  To many, it seemed like a match made in heaven — Sarah Palin’s evangelical populism, along with her aggressive work on oil exploration and her opposition to science and environmental protection. According to Jeff Sharlet, it was an attempt to “marry populist fundamentalism to [the] elite free-market fundamentalism” of the Fellowship. 

palin parnell one lord sundayThe union was equally fortuitious to the masses — those end-times evangelicals, who had been waiting for a sign.  Facts are facts: Jesus can not and will not return from heaven until the evangelicals retake control of the earth from Satan. While the evangelicals had been, for years, making great strides on a global scale, they had yet to tap into the God’s destiny for the U.S., for the want of the *right* person and the *right* time. The evangelicals had been waiting for a sign. In August 2008, John McCain gave it to them. 

That the McCain-Palin ticket lost was no stumbling block in the eyes of Sarah’s followers. In fact, it seemed to only reinforce the greatness of her calling, proving that her destiny was not to serve as vice-president, but as president. The McCain ticket was merely a stepping stone. 

Which brings us to Sarah’s resignation speech and to her “next step.” In turning the reins of the state over to her like-minded colleague, Lt. Governor Sean Parnell, Sarah assures that the trail she’s blazed in Alaska will live on. Parnell will fight just as aggressively to develop Alaska’s oil, per God’s plan — cultivating earthly wealth for the righteous, while readying Alaska for the apocalypse and the attending influx of people from the lower 48 — freeing Sarah to do God’s work from “the outside” (Alaskan vernacular for the lower 48). 

PHOTOS: (above) Sean Parnell and Sarah Palin during during the “One Lord Sunday” ceremony in June 2008, in which the two receive a laying of the hands from Pastor Ed Kalnins, the senior pastor of the Wasilla Assembly of God. (below) The Lt. Governor receives a hug from Sarah Palin after her resignation speech. Palin Resigning

Dog-Whistling Dixie

At the same time — and despite ample evidence to the contrary — Palin is no dummy. She knows that not all of us share her vision (not yet, anyway) and realizes the need to exercise some Coe-like stealth, regarding her work as a spiritual warrior, lest her reputation as an apocalyptic politician become, on the campaign trail, like a wad of gum stuck to the bottom of her shoe. She’s savvy enough to know that she cannot blaze a trail to the White House on a platform of end times prophesy.

In order to claim victory, she must (and already did in her July 3rd speech) re-ignite the mob mentality from her days on the McCain stump, stoking the wrath of that particular voting bloc that she affectionately calls, “real” Americans. You know them: those patriotic, hardworking Americans who emerged from Sarah’s stump speeches shouting “Nigger!” and “Kill him!” and “Socialist!” and “Commie fag!” You know them. They’re the very folk that Sarah conjured in her first speech on the national stage last September, when she opined:   

A writer observed: “We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty, sincerity, and dignity.” I know just the kind of people that writer had in mind…. They are the ones who do some of the hardest work in America … They love their country, in good times and bad, and they’re always proud of America. – Sarah Palin at the Republican convention, Sept. 2008, quoting Westbrook Pegler, the racist, fascist, pro-Nazi, anti-semitic, pseudo-populist journalist/writer who openly wished for the assassinations of Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy and Robert Kennedy.

This is why, in her resignation speech, it was necessary for Sarah to also give a few good bleats of her dog whistle to her base — those honest, sincere, dignified, hardworking, proud Americans (e.g. sucessionists & states’ rights activists, garden-variety Christians and anti-abortion activists, plus those who oppose the evil liberal media, debt-ridden stimulus dollars and Big Government Spending). 

We’ll likely never be offered an explantion from Sarah’s voting bloc, as to why they chose to sit on their hands while the Bush-Cheney Administration decimated the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and plundered our economy to historic depths (driving our country to its knees, creating massive unemployment, bank failures, the demise of businesses, bankruptcy, foreclosures, hunger, homelessness, etc.) but yet were inspired to fight to the death for America last fall…..

…. And then again (as seen below) in the wake of the Obama’s inauguration, as they vociferously raised their hands in protest at tea bag parties — fearmongering conspiracy theories about a socialist, Big Government takeover.

These most rabid defenders of Doug Coe’s Family values don’t know — and perhaps wouldn’t care — that they are, to men like Coe, mere putty. They are of no consequence beyond the votes, money and anger they contribute to empower the politicians, the corporatate heads, the evangelical leaders: the chosen ones.

Mere putty: the tea baggers, the evangelical churches and their missions, the Christian fundamentalists, the mobs at Palin rallies, the white supremacist groups, the pro-American pontificators…. They are the masses about which Doug Coe spoke: those to whom God’s wealth is not intended; those to whom (let them eat cake) the Bible is intended, as opposed to the chosen ones, to whom God speaks directly.   

This is because the Fellowship is not about fellowship or even religion, per se. It is about serving as conduits for power, wealth and influence to the select few. It is about a future where “everything — sex and taxes, war and the price of oil — will be decided upon not according to democracy or the church or even Scripture” but by the government of Christ’s will, as channeled  through the “chosen ones.” 

The chosen ones, as such, are not expected to adhere to man-made laws or man-made ethics — hence the plain-faced hyporcrisy of Family member evangelicals caught in adultery or embezzlement scandals; hence the disregard that ultra-conservatives hold for the U.S. Constitution, even as they present themselves as the most rabid defenders of liberty, freedom, America and the constitution.

Mere putty. For all their talk of being pro-American, Sarah’s voting bloc never runs out of justifications for trampling the U.S. Constitution — their justifications gleaned from dog-whistling politicians and religious zealots, who know just the right words to incite the sort of xenophobic, rasict, socialist fears that will compel large swaths of the population to defy not only logic, but their own individual and/or finanacial interests. 

apocalypseIf we learned nothing in the campaign of 2008, we learned that Sarah Palin has a unique gift for inspiring the masses, who will as gladly snuff out the life of Sarah’s opponents as they would trample the Constitution.      

And they trample the environment with equal fervor, as crapping up the environment is no sin to end-timers. In fact, destruction only brings us closer to the Rapture — to that perfect, glorious day when Jesus returns. By the same token plague, famine, global warming, oil instability and wars — especially as they involve Israel — are also embraced as stepping stones to the Rapture. Under this doctrine, nuclear armageddon is not only inevitable, it’s a good thing.

 

Scripture specifically mentions oil instability as a sign of the Rapture. We’re seeing more and more oil wars. The contractions of the fulfilment of prophecies are getting tighter and tighter. I’m looking out the window and I can see it’s going to rain. I’m just looking at the turmoil of the world, Iraq, other places – everywhere people are fighting against Christ.”– September 2008 quote from Pastor Ed Kalnins of the Wasilla Assembly of God, musing on the coming Rapture. While he declined to set an exact date, he said that he hopes it will be in his lifetime.

That evangelicals such as Sarah Palin and Doug Coe believe that God has appointed them to these particular missions is no less terrifying than the missions undertaken by those who believe, just as earnestly, that their god has appointed them to fly airplanes into buildings.

go to the light

 

As for the rest of us…

… those of all other faiths, non-faiths and persuasions who struggle to ensure equal rights and opportunities for all the citizens of the world, and to respect and protect all of humanity and the earth we inhabit (or, alternately, to just simply live our lives in benign complacency) … well, just ask Doug Coe and Sarah Palin, and they’ll tell you:  we are the anti-Americans, we are the idol-worshippers, we are the terrorists, we are the socialists, we are the elitists, we are the evil liberal media, we are, in the words of Doug Coe, the “enemies of Jesus.”

Re-Visiting Sarah’s Words

Reading the text and/or viewing the video of Sarah Palin’s resignation speech (available here, on a  separate canarypapers page) may give readers better insight and understanding into Sarah’s choice of words and, ultimately, the reasons behind her resignation speech. Or not.

In tentatively ending here (this post is a work in progress) I offer the following two quotes. The first is excerpted from a letter I received last fall in response to one of my posts about Sarah Palin. The second quote is from a book details the role that each of our 50-states will play, according to evangelical prophesy, as our country prepares for the end times. First, the letter, which I titled, “A Letter from Someone Who Grew Up with Sarah Palin’s Pastor: 

I grew up with Palin’s current pastor and was indoctrinated from birth in the evangelical movement. Evangelicals believe the end time is at hand at that Jesus will return any day. The long-term view on matters of global warming, environment, hunger, health, etc. are viewed quite differently when you don’t expect to remain on this planet.

Furthermore, as the name “evangelical” suggests, the God’s calling to the born again is to bring others to Him. No other belief is correct. All must come to Jesus and be born again. If they don’t, they will burn in hell – their just reward. Intolerance of other beliefs is the hallmark of the evangelical world.

Evangelicals want us to be taught their philosophy of creationism as a science in our schools. They can, as Palin does, totally disregard hard science in the furtherance of creationism.

They believe God (their God) should be at the center of government. They believe we should be praying to their God in our schools. They believe that literature and art not to their liking should be banned. —  

Excerpt from A Letter from Someone Who Grew Up with Sarah Palin’s Pastor, October 1, 2008

  Lastly, a quote from the book, “Releasing the Prophetic Destiny of a Nation,” which harks back to the quote from Sarah’s speech (seen above, at the beginning of this post), a dog-whistle that was echoed throughout the text of her speech:  

The Lord says, “Alaska is the Gateway of the Nation to the Ancient of Days!” God has given Alaska an assignment as a sentinel and a vanguard for North America. Alaska will open doors for the glory of the Lord to sweep through North America. From Alaska, the Spirit of God will fall, and your people will be sent to train prophets and intercessors. New cycles will begin in Alaska. — From page 123 of the the book, “Releasing the Prophetic Destiny of a Nation: Discovering How Your Future Can Be Greater Than Your Past,”by Dutch Sheets and Chuck D. Pierce 

 

 

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by Mantis Katz for the canarypapers 

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Sarah Palin & Tickle-Me-Elmo: A Historical Perspective

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elmo1According to a new poll from Rasmussen, published Friday, ninety-one percent (91%) of Republicans have a favorable view of Sarah Palin, including 65% who say their view is ‘very favorable’. A staggering 64% name Sarah Palin as their top choice for the party’s 2012 presidential nominee. 

Here, a little historical perspective seems in order. 

Remember in 1996, when Tickle Me Elmo dolls were all the rage? Remember how parents were so desperate, they were screaming, biting and clawing at each other in toy departments across America, just to get their hands on one of those giggling monsters? Remember how some of these folks even shelled out upwards of $1,000 apiece on eBay? A similar phenomenon happened in 1983, with Cabbage Patch Kids.

83274791CS009_JOHN_MCCAIN_CIn years to come, we may be able to chalk it up to temporary insanity, the autumn of 2008, when certain members of the Republican Party grew so fearful, angry and paranoid, they thought it made perfect sense to threaten death to an Amercian presidential candidate. They grew so misguided, they truly believed they’d discovered a national hero in a dishonest, tax-evading, opportunistic welfare deadbeat, called Joe the Plumber. They grew so fervored over the stage presence of a charismatic, evangelical, xenophobic, ignorant, red-baiting racist named Sarah Palin, that they felt as if the entire future of the planet hinged on electing her to high office — despite that she’d just recently been found guilty of executive abuse of power. They became so unmoored from their bearings that they saw fit to elect the first convicted felon (Ted Stevens) to the Senate.

One thing is for certain: Come 2012, if Sarah is still — as the Republicans are calling her — the brightest shining star in their party, that doesn’t bode too well for the integrity of the Grand Old Party, much less their future. Which is just fine by me.83456115JP016_PALIN

The Post-Mortem Lesson from Sarah Palin’s Candidacy: Never Again

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“Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast” — a McCain aide’s description of the Palin spending sprees

 

sarah-toddAccording to an upcoming Newsweek piece, titled, “Hackers and Spending Sprees” it appears that our fears about Sarah Palin were well-founded, so no one needs to shed any tears over the Republican Party’s arguments, sure to arise in the coming days, painting Palin as the poor little stifled VP candidate, victimized by the McCain campaign’s refusal to just “let Sarah be Sarah.” That she was lacking in the good judgment, ethics and decorum (the most basic qualities you’d expect from any applicant applying for a job as the most powerful leader in the world) becomes only more apparent, the more we learn. We can only imagine the horror of the McCain campaign staffers who, realizing they had a tiger by the tail, were doing well just to keep wraps on the unstoppable force that was “Sarah being Sarah,” as seen in the glimpses offered in this article, which was slated, by pre-arrangement, to be published only AFTER the election.   

At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys’ club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. “I’ll be just a minute,” she said.

There was also the matter of that spending spree. Of course, those of us who weren’t blinded by stubborn loyalty to the McCain campaign already knew that the debate over Palin’s wardrobe had nothing to do with whether or not she needed the clothes, or whether women are held to different standards than men, or whether it was “sexist” to discuss her wardrobe. No, the debate was over the fact that it was illegal to use campaign funds for clothing purchases, no matter how worthy the cause may have seemed to her supporters. Having said that, it turns out that her wardrobe purchases were not only more extravagant than we knew, but were a source of anger and disgust by McCain campaign insiders, who were “fuming” over the whole ordeal, even as they kept McCain in the dark about her true extent of her purchases. According to Newsweek:

While publicly supporting Palin, McCain’s top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family-clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent “tens of thousands” more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as “Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

It bears mentioning that the Newsweek article includes “secrets” about both campaigns, gathered by reporters under the implicit agreement to not publish it until after election day. You’ll find no real shockers in Obama’s closet. This is likely due to the fact that the integrity of the Obama campaign mirrored the integrity of the candidate. Which makes it all the more sad and angering the following news item, reported in this same article:

palin-speechThe Obama campaign was provided with reports from the Secret Service showing a sharp and disturbing increase in threats to Obama in September and early October, at the same time that many crowds at Palin rallies became more frenzied. Michelle Obama was shaken by the vituperative crowds and the hot rhetoric from the GOP candidates. “Why would they try to make people hate us?” Michelle asked a top campaign aide.

We’ll likely hear more of the truths on Palin in the coming days. Much as we’d like to relegate Sarah Palin to the past, we would be wise to commit these lessons to memory — particularly those poisonous ones, delivered from the stump — as Sarah Palin and her handlers will no doubt be spending the coming days contemplating her political future, which could very well include aspirations for reprising her role on the national stage, come 2012. 

 

There Must Be a Special Place in Hell for Those Who Would Vote for McCain, Based on the Color of Obama’s Skin

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On an altar of prejudice we crucify our own, yet the blood of all children is the color of God. — Don Williams, Jr., American poet and novelist

As American voters head off to stand in line for two (or three or five or eight or ten or more) hours today to cast their votes, the question bears repeating: Exactly why would anyone vote for McCain?

We’ve watched over the past two months as Republicans of sound mind and good conscience have jumped ship to Barack Obama, citing, among other things, the differences between Obama’s and McCain’s temperament, judgment, ability to handle crises, the moral tenor of their campaigns and — last but not least — their inclusiveness (or not) within their vision of the American story for ALL Americans: people of every class, race, generation, nationality, across every region of this country. 

Except for the criminally stupid and gullible — those hapless souls who, God bless them, actually believe Sarah’s stump speeches and are convinced that Obama is not only the anti-Christ, but is an Muslim, socialist, abortion-crazed terrorist, bent on turning our country into a communist state and shutting down the coal industry, to boot — who is left to vote for John McCain?  

Only the racists — those voters to whom issues of economy, jobs, education, health care, war and peace take a back seat to the color of a man’s skin. God help us all if the Republican vote stealing campaign trumps the voice of the American people. God help us, because these people have been whipped into such a frenzy by John McCain, Sarah Palin and their sidekick, Joe the Plumber, that they’re ready for blood. Anyone’s blood. And John McCain is just the leader to deliver.

Got War?

Lost in the flurry of the economy over the past 2 months has been discussion on the wars. Not just Iraq, but the wars of the future — those wars we have yet to see. As John  McCain would be the first to tell you, war is his specialty. Peace is not. As Pat Buchanan says in the video, below, about McCain: “He will make Cheney look like Gandhi”

Veterans for Peace: Commie Appeasers or Reality Checks?

What do these veterans of the Vietnam War, the Korean War and the Iraq War have in common?

For Now We See Through a Glass, Darkly

If we learned nothing over the past 8 years, it’s that the only thing worse than a warmonger is an ignorant, dishonest warmonger. 

Trick or Treat? The Sarah-Sarkozy Prank Call

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I’m just plain amazed by the number of people I’ve spoken to who haven’t yet heard about the infamous Sarah-Sarkozy phone call. In case you missed it, two notorious Quebec comedians, The Masked Avengers,  pranked Sarah Palin this past Saturday, tricking her into thinking she was speaking on the phone with French President Nicolas Sarkozy. 

I know just how Sarah felt. When I first heard the recording, I felt an instant tug of nostalgia for my childhood puppy love days, back in 6th grade, when I had my first phone conversations with the object of my desire — pounding heart, giddy voice, sweaty palms and all. For some reason, this story seems to be staying under the media radar screen. I can’t imagine why. 

During Sarah’s nearly seven-minute chat, topics ranged from politics, to hunting with vice-president Dick Cheney, to Joe the Plumber, to the recent documentary on Sarah’s life, um, “Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin.” Yikes. This call is so awfully bad, you almost feel sorry for Sarah. Almost. But not quite, if your memory is still haunted by the vile, hateful fearmongering and lies she’s been spewing from the stump over the past 2 months. Take a listen to her phone call here, then read the transcripts (two versions, each with slightly different takes) below.

How Sarah Got Her Groove Back. Not.

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TRANSCRIPT #1: This version was transcribed by the good folks from the Daily Kos. It includes commentary, translations and a bit of editorializing. Things they couldn’t make out were put in brackets: 

Republican U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin blows a kiss to supporters after speaking at a rally at the Silver Spurs Arena, in Kissimmee, Fla., Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008. (AP / Joe Burbank)

SP Assist = Sarah Palin’s Assistant
MA = Masked Avengers
SP = Sarah Palin
FNS = Fake Nicolas Sarkozy

Note: Typical Palin. She giggles continuously like a school girl and sounds completely unpresidential for someone who thinks she is talking to the leader of a foreign country. It really illustrates how unprepared and underqualified she is to be president or even vice president.

 

Ring

SP Assist: This is Betsy.
MA: Hello, Betsy. This is Frank l’ouvrier (Frank the worker], I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
MA: No problem.

SP Assist: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her.
MA: Okay thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line.
SP Assist: Ok he’s coming to the line.

SP: This is Sarah.
MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

SP: Hellloooo…(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, it’s not him yet, I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them.

FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
SP: Oh…so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FNS: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know?
SP: Yes! Good!

FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
SP: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and–

FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish—

FNS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
SP: [Muahaaa…weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha

FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.

FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
SP: [Giggle]

FNS: Like we say in France, “on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi” [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]

FNS: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
SP: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house [Note: This sounds somewhat like ‘ass’, with the accent, but I believe it’s house, without the h, which is how the speaker says most of his ‘h’ words] I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
SP: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM].
SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
SP: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.

FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne [Translate: Lipstick on a smutty girl (note: I’ve seen other sites that say this translates to lipstick on a sow)] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber…”
SP: Maybe she understands  some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

FNS: I just want to be sure, I don’t’ quite understand the phenomenon “Joe the Plumber,” that’s not your husband, right?
SP: Mmhmm, that’s into my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, “Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui.”
SP: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

FNS: I  seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
SP: Yeah that’s what we’re up against.

FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s “Nailin Palin.”
SP:  Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.

FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal
SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell she’s pissed]

FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
[SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, “For chrissakes…that was ??? Just a radio station prank…chrissakes…”]

MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
[Man’s voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
SP Assist: Hi, I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.

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TRANSCRIPT #2: This is the straight transcript, provided by Canadian Press, with no commentary, no translation:

Sarah Palin: This is Sarah.
Masked Avengers: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.
Palin: Hello.
Avengers: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
P: Oh, it’s not him yet, they’re saying. I always do that.
A: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.
P: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
A: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oh, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
A: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
A: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know?
P: Yes, good.
A: Excellent. Are you confident?
P: Very confident and we’re thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and…
A: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

P: I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.

A: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real, as well.

P: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.

A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.

P: Maybe in eight years.

A: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.

P: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.

A: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that.

Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi

P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.

A: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun.

I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring along Vice-President Cheney.

P: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

A: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.

P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

A: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse.

P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

A: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife.

Oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

A: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

P: Well, give her a big hug for me.

A: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.

P: Oh my goodness, I didn’t know that.

A: Yes, in French it’s called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.

P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.

A: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?

P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

A: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.

P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

A: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn’t an ally as much as usual.

P: Yeah, that’s what we’re up against.

A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler’s Nailin’ Paylin?

P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

A: That was really edgy.

P: Well, good.

A: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you’ve been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

P: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?

A: CKOI in Montreal.

P: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

A: CK…hello?

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November 3, 2008 at 10:36 am

McCain, Palin, Media & Co. — The Death Knell of Democracy? Not If You Can Help It

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It’s hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news. — Sen. John Kerry

It’s pretty pathetic that the Republican Party’s only campaign strategy is to make a mockery of democracy and the entire polical process by parading out caricatures like Sarah Palin and Joe the so-called-Plumber to slander their opponent with racism, xenophobia, McCarthism and a slew of outrageous lies. It’s also pretty pathetic that the Republican Party’s only real hope of winning this election is to systematically steal the votes from Democrats. It’s even more pathetic that our media aid and abet them by turning a blind eye. 

If you’re not outraged by the pathetic state of the U.S. media, you’re either a Republican or you never, ever, ever read, watch or listen to one iota of corporate-generated “news.” I’m not here to justify this statement. Either you get it, or you don’t. I’m here talk about what’s wrong and how we might hope to fix it. 

In this vein, I saw a glimmer of hope when I read on Huffington Post a piece titled, “Is America Still a Beacon for Press Freedom? ” Herein was mentioned the Reporters without Borders’ recently released “Press Freedom Index” for 2008, which is essentially a report card for 173 countries around the world. Iceland rated the highest, at #1, while the U.S. ranked at a disgraceful #36. Intrigued, I researched Reporters without Borders (hoping it’d be a worthy forum to protest the state of our media) but found instead that, despite their seemingly noble agenda, Reporters without Borders is, in fact, on the payroll of the U.S. State Department. According to SourceWatch, its budget is primarily funded by the Orwellian-named “National Endowment for Democracy,” which operates under the auspices of the CIA.

It is no coincidence, then, that Reporters without Borders’ ranking system coincides more closely with Washington’s black list, which explains the low ratings of Cuba & Venezuela that oddly bear no correlation to this organization’s stated criteria for ranking countries. (for more on this, see links at end of post).

One would naturally wonder, then, why Reporters without Borders gave the U.S. the somewhat unfavorable rating of #36? If you look closely, you’ll see that the U.S rating is actually much lower, but this truth has been cleverly disguised. If you look at the actual report, (available here at Wikipedia), you’ll see that the U.S. and Israel, alone, enjoy the priviledge of having two separate ratings: ‘national territory’ and ‘extra-territorial’. Look more closely, and you’ll see that the U.S. is actually ranked #36 (national territory) and #119 (extra-territorial), which not only waters-down the U.S.’s actual ranking on freedom of the press, but effectively exonerates the U.S. for violations committed in territories it occupies.

In Other Words, It’s Just Another Big Lie

Frustrated to scratch the surface of yet one more democratic cause, only to find a corrupt agenda, I researched other media watchdog organizations which claim to work toward the cause of fairness in the media and freedom of the press. Over and over, I found (with two notable exceptions) only a preponderance of navel-gazing. For instance, what is the value of an ‘analysis’ that divides news coverage into negative vs. neutral vs. positive reporting, when the same criteria used to evaluate the McCain-Palin ticket’s lies (categorized as ‘negative’) are used to evaluate the Obama-Biden ticket’s response (also categorized as ‘negative’) to said lies? It’s apples and oranges, folks: one is lies, one is truth. Since when is truth categorized as a negative? Ever since our media lost their bearings: ever since our media became deregulated and consolidated.  (see links below for more on this).

It’s funny, in an un-funny sort of way, that McCain & Palin spend so much time frothing at the mouth over socialism/communism, considering that — over the past 8 years — our media have fallen under the control of the government/corporate conglomerates (two heads, same monster), to the extent that our national media are essentially state-controlled, just a stone’s throw from the sort of media traditionally enjoyed by socialist/communist regimes. 

Democracy or Not: Your Choice 

It’s with some hope that I offer two worthy exceptions to the above-mentioned navel gazers: Free Press (see links, below) and FAIR (Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting). If we hope to restore the integrity of our media, these organizations are deserving of our time, attention and money. I’m particularly impressed with FAIR, which, first of all, takes no corporate funding, government grants or advertising of any kind. Secondly, they have a firm understanding of what’s wrong with the media and what needs to be done. Here is their stated perspective:

Independent, aggressive and critical media are essential to an informed democracy. But mainstream media are increasingly cozy with the economic and political powers they should be watchdogging. Mergers in the news industry have accelerated, further limiting the spectrum of viewpoints that have access to mass media. With U.S. media outlets overwhelmingly owned by for-profit conglomerates and supported by corporate advertisers, independent journalism is compromised.

Ultimately, FAIR believes that structural reform is needed to break up the dominant media conglomerates, establish independent public broadcasting, and promote strong, non-profit alternative sources of information.

Third, they have a powerful network of activist tools that encourage the public to become critically engaged with media. See something unfair in the media? A particular instance of media inaccuracy or bias? Their toolkit includes everything from tips for detecting bias in the media, to resources for contacting media outlets and journalists to demand more responsible reporting. Their activism gets results. They’ve forced rewrites of stories, propelled undercovered stories from the sidelines to the mainstream and succeeded in getting different perspectives into the news.

All the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men

Should our country survive this election (meaning, should Barack Obama be rightfully elected, despite the media’s 24-7 infomercial coverage of the McCain-Palin-Joe-the-so-called-Plumber ticket, and despite the epidemic of  voter fraud being committed by the Republican Party, aided and abettted by the media’s deplorable indifference toward their criminal engagement in these practices) then I would urge all Americans of good conscience to cast your energies toward restoring the integrity of our media.

Yes, I realize that there are myriad pressing issues in need of our attention — in between wars, a disintegrating planet, recessions, depressions, and attacking voter fraud. But until we have a truthful voice in the media, all other efforts toward restoring our democracy and healing the myriad wounds inflicted over the past 8 years will be rendered impotent. To repeat what has already been said: Independent, aggressive and critical media are essential to an informed democracy. And we’ve not seen hide nor hair of that for at least 8 years. And if we don’t do something about this — beginning now — you can be sure that, 4 years from now, there will be enough swiftboats, Joe the Plumbers, McCarthyism, evangelicals and vitriolic Sarah Palins to incite those rabidly ignorant mobs to finally put democracy out if its misery, once and for all. 

The media’s the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that’s power. Because they control the minds of the masses. — Malcolm X

 

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by Mantis Katz for the canarypapers

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For more reading (this is not a comprehensive list, just a starter):

Global Research: The Deceit of Reporters Without Borders

Counterpunch: Reporters Without Borders Unmasked

ZNet: The Reporters Without Borders Fraud

Links to Media Watchers & Activists (a mixed bag)

For background on MEDIA DEREGULATION/CONSOLIDATION:

New York Times (Oct. 2007) Plan Would Ease Limits on Media Owners

 Op-Ed News: Robert McChesney’s The Political Economy of Media – Part I

Op-Ed News: Robert McChesney’s The Political Economy of Media – Part II

FreePress: Media Consolidation (while this site is guilty of navel-gazing, they also have the right idea)

FreePress: Who Owns the Media? (The Big Six)

Salon: Justice: Propaganda is A-OK

canarypapers: The White house Propaganda Machine: When the Truth Just Won’t Do

Meet Joe, the Invisible Vice-Presidential Candidate

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The American public has been cheated by the media. Yeah, we get the full skinny every time Sarah Palin sneezes. And we’ve seen enough footage on Joe the so-called Plumber to inspire every McCain-Palin mob member in America to chime, “Commie!” every hour, on the hour. But Joe Biden? Unless he makes some ghastly gaffe, he’s invisible. And what a shame for American voters.

Not only is Joe Biden a man of great character and substance, who has much to contribute to the national dialogue, but his is also (uh, earth to media) running for vice-president. Fortunately, the youth of America have done their best to pick up where the media’s left off in covering one of the most qualified and promising vice-presidential candidates we’ve seen in the past 3 decades:  

ABOVE: Here’s a video of a Joe Biden speech, covered by 5th grade reporter, Damon Weaver, who also interviewed Biden (starting at 3:34 on the video). Herein, we get a taste of the human interest story, as Joe tells about the slumber party with Biden’s grandchildren and Obama’s girls. Biden also explains the duties of the Vice-President. The sound quality of the video is not the greatest, but the content is first class. I only wish the media would cover this stuff. Or, at the very least, cover some of Biden’s speeches (see below). Lacking that, I wish we had an army of Damon Weavers to get out there and tell America what the hell’s really going on. 

ABOVE: Here’s the quintessential Joe we’ve been missing on the evening news. In this video, he discusses what we *didn’t* hear during the Republican convention. Of course, if the media is indeed owned by the Bush-cheney-McCain corporate henchmen, that would explain Joe’s absence.

ABOVE: More classic Joe. Here, he discusees John McCain’s record on the economy — his policies, contradictions and conflicts of interest, past and present — explaining details we’re not likely to ever hear on the evening news. 

ABOVE: This interview (WFTV w/anchorscab Barbara West) is more typical of the treatment the Obama ticket has received from the evil, liberal elitist media. To watch any news whatsoever, besides the Keith – Rachel line-up, I honestly can’t imagine how Obama and Biden have drawn such a large support base. It goes to show that maybe Americans aren’t as dumb as Palin and McCain, nor as dumb as they think.